mid-june to-do list

1. limit use of hyphen to only once per subject line.
2. start conjuring up a master post about the 18th year of your life in review. try to include a line from the o.c. in said text. think “welcome to a life of insecurity and paralyzing self-doubt.”
3. instead of letting your muxtape sit around, make a playlist thats worth it.
4. instead of letting your domain name sit around, make a website.
5. if you can’t do step four right away, learn how. work on rss feeds, php databases, and the overall form, function, and style you want the site to take on.
6. stop overdrafting so goddamn much.
7. get started on that collegehumor app so you can at least say you tried to get the job you’ve wanted since freshman year in high school.
8. figure out what the hell it is that you want to do with your life before or around your birthday because time is running out and it is imperative that you figure your shit out.
9. in addition to the whole career goal thing, stop thinking so much about the purpose of life, and try living it.
10. play more soccer.
11. quit being nervous about this band gig – its a good thing for you.
12. make as much money as you possibly can because you can’t afford to ask your parents for the greens anymore.
13. two-a-day. if that goes well, make it one. if that works out, make it zero.
14. reconnect with old friends you kinda lost touch with because of your mental derailment.
15. buy some new clothes, you’re wearing the same shit you wore a year or two ago.
16. meet a girl you can make fun of – who will laugh at your stupid jokes and help revive your withering internal construct. make it a real mutual feeling – none of that lob-sided shit.
17. bring your dabbling days to a close, focus on one thing and tear that shit apart.
18. come home for dinner more often.
19. let go of the past. contrary to what may have been the belief for this mind-wrenching past year, the worst is behind you and the best is just around the corner.
20. go to class.

that is a lot, but i guess its time to catch up.